I got a guy he's quite unique
My friends say that he's a freak
But he has got the best physique
And he makes my knees go weak
Oh, caveman you're so big and strong
Caveman just like King Kong
Caveman you got matted hair
Caveman but I don't care
When you eat you're like a pig
But boy your hands are big
You ain't the best at conversation. No, no, no, no, no
But you got other skills as compensation. Woah, woah!
I don't know how it began
This wasn't part of my life-plan
That I would have a paramour
With knuckles that could scrape the floor
Oh, caveman, you look a mess
Caveman, you rip my dress!
Caveman, you're such a slob
Caveman, ain't got no job
Don't do nothing like you should but
Your hands make me feel... good
When you ripped off your shirt
To show your chest, oh, oh, oh, oh!
I loved it but my parents weren't impressed, no!
I'm the type who's sensitive and well read
I love the way you grab my hair and drag me into bed
No one in this universe understands
By the way, did I mention those hands?
Caveman, you wear me out
Caveman, you make me shout
Caveman, you're like a drug. Caveman, uggh, uggh
You disgust me through and through
But Caveman I love you. I love you my caveman